Criticism On “New York Senate Passes Bill Legalizing Gay Marriage”
18 March 2012
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dinosaurs will roam our streets, and nazis will ride them to the capitol where they shall urinate on ALL that is AMERICAN! LIFE as we KNOW IT will be OVER, and also GAS PRICES because WHY NOT, and and and…
Um…
AND OBAMA, because something or other, and ALSO MORAL DECLINE, and something to do with marrying horses!
Oh that’s right, this will lead to us MARRYING ANIMALS! HOW could our civil leaders let this happen?! Think of the CHILDREN, who will be ABUSED AND MOLESTED, or something, and HOW AWFUL it will be for the thousands of orphans in this country to be adopted now into a legal home! OH NO!
Just don’t think about how they became orphans in the first place, because so far that’s probably the biggest gap in my logic. As an idiot, and a blithering idiot whose Christian morals are most likely an excuse for head trauma, I FEAR FOR THE FUTURE! AMERICA as we KNOW IT will BE GONE!!!!!!!
Also, SOCIALISM! That is all.
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